23rd Jul 2014

guiltyhipster:

Shout out to Ellie’s relative who fires a gun in church 

(Source: natashawidow)

23rd Jul 2014

(Source: pr1ce0fbeauty)

23rd Jul 2014
bxnjamxn:

2SECONDS TO REBLOG COULD SAVE A LIFE

bxnjamxn:

2SECONDS TO REBLOG COULD SAVE A LIFE

23rd Jul 2014

myramylove:

I don’t think I can do any of these.

(Source: cosmopolitan.com)

21st Jul 2014

c-will-run:

Nuggets of gold in 140 characters or less.

21st Jul 2014

theimpalaslovechild:

and in that moment, everyone’s heart broke.

21st Jul 2014

The original character descriptions of Friends

The original character descriptions of Friends

(Source: hellyeahchandlerbing)

21st Jul 2014

doubtful-seer:

horsesforfraublucher:

thedevilstongue:

olivialaurel:

My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.

Oh my GOD.

Extreme dad jokes.

Good lord…

21st Jul 2014

(Source: hellbigs)

21st Jul 2014
  • her: come over
  • me: i can't my dog just fell asleep on my lap
  • her: my parents aren't home
  • me: he is ASLEEP